An unauthorized, poorly-researched list of facts about Mighty Subs:
Did you know that...?
... contrary to popular belief, neither of President George W. Bush's daughters have ever eaten at Mighty Subs?
... Artie thought of the motto "Our small is their large" first, and only settled on the sub shop concept after other businesses didn't pan out?
... when a hell gate sprung on the equinox, releasing the demon hounds, Ed suited up in chainmail and defeated them, just as the prophecies foretold?
... Karen is the founder of Jeet-Kun-Do, "Way of the Fist", and she fled to this country from Hong Kong after killing a man there?
... pushing a specific sequence of bricks on the wall outside of Mighty Subs unlocks a secret even mightier sub shop in the basement?
... Art's last name was originally Wright-Han-Fa, but he shortened it after immigrating from Laos in the early 70s?
... the beverage fridges at Mighty Subs refill themselves every night, and nobody knows how?
... there was once a proposed Constitutional Amendment that in the event of an Electoral College tie, Ed would be the tiebreaker vote?
... every year, Artie gets a new bag of hats?
... over 80% of the world's supply of sliced turkey is used by Mighty Subs? That's over 19 metric tons every day!
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